Hugo Stiglitz
the one man who can take on chuck norris and bruce lee at the same time and win.
dude, did you see that 2-on-1 fight with hugo stiglitz? he shoved bruce lee’s decapitated head up chuck norris’ -ss, and threw him in a wood chipper!
when having s-x, you place and hold a pillow over the girl’s face and right at the time of climax, you pull the pillow away, pull out, and bust-a-nut right in her face!
yo, i totally hugo stiglitz’d that fine -ss teacher from the bar last night!
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