Hujuman
a young man who is aware that there is really no such thing as the ‘new man’.. he is however, extremely adept at aquiring new ladies, and has a large ‘cool’ factor. due to the fact that he plays the ‘new man’ role convincingly.
lady 1: hey look at that dude! mmm, he’s hot!
lady 2: yeah, but stay away honey, that guy’s just a hujuman
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