hulu and handjobs
like netflix and chill, and amazon and -n-l but with more s-xual activity.
sharkisha: wanna come over for netflix and chill tonight?
quan: nah..
skarkisha: how bout some amazon and -n-l?
quan : no sorry
skarkisha: fine maybe some hulu and handjobs?
quan: yes of course!
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