Hum A Johnson
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hum a johnson
the combination of slobbing on a n-b and humming one’s favorite tune.
“i hum far too much johnson for my own good.”
“i have an idea, how about you hum a johnson!”
“i’m gonna go tame that -ss.”
“i hooked up with a b-tch last night.”
“did she hum your johnson?”
“naw she gave me that gum job cus she had no teef.”
by poison dart july 28, 2008
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