bl-w j-b, with cocaine on the tip of the p-n-s, to create also a numbing effect. also known as hum and blow.
hot anonymous female: well, we do have some time to kill…
random guy: how about a little hum and c-ke?
hot anonymous female: you mean hum and blow?
random guy: whatever babe, just do it up.
when a chick gives you a hummer(bj) and at the same time uses cocaine on the tip of your c-ck to make it last longer
she gave me a hum and c-ke and it took all night
- human pterodactyl virus
hpv – a virus commonly mistaken for the less popular human papillomavirus. human pterodactyl virus comes from watching pterodactyl’s, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours. after 3 consecutive hours, you’re head bursts and transforms into a pterodactyl’s head, and you make high pitched screeching noises at random. wings may or may not […]
masturbating in public i.e. jonny : yo bro i just got humilbated herald : whats that? jonny : you know it was humilibation herlad : o like masturbating i get it jonny : yeah but in public
- Humming a biscuit
slang for smoking gods greatest gift to this planet…the ganja. must say with an accent to get across the point that you are high in the sky with the flies. -“yo man what are you doin?” -“oh you know we just got done humming a biscuit, the moon is quite nice up here.” -“word.”
a delicious, diarrhea-like substance that has many uses from condimentation to the putting out of fires kevin: p-ss the hummis i’m starving. anthony: sure thing, right after i put out this flaming barn.
insanely large. something that takes up an excessive and unneccessary amount of room. usually silences people at first sight. some people may feel uncomfortable being around something like this, due to their inability to divert their eyes… cuz everywhere they look, its there. synonym: humungorrr! i was at a party and someone called my name. […]