human centipede


s-xual act involving the connection of three human beings via face to bung hole. in most cases knee caps are broken to simulate proper centipede moving mechanisms.
man last night sucked i got stuck as the caboose in our human centipede.
a romantic comedy about an inspiring surgeon who sews three people together from -ss to mouth. their is no me in human centipede! teamwork!
my human centipede is john goodman in the front miley cyrus in the middle and justin beiber in the back. then i would ask miley if she has “the best of both worlds now?”
how to get annoying people to shut up.
sarah: g-d, those girls need to stfu
tim: yeah, someone should human centipede them.
sarah: but only in the b and c spots.
tim: amen
a siamese triplet created by surgically attaching three people together to mouth to -n-s. food from person one p-sses through person two, which p-sses and is finally excreted through person three.
oh, my god! this crazy doctor wants to make me and my two friends into a human centipede!!
the guy at work who brown noses everyone above him and sh-ts on everyone below him.
guy 1: bret was really brown nosing the boss in that meeting today.
guy 2: and totally sh-tting on us, too. such a human centipede.
a s-x position where three people kneel on the ground in a line and give each mouth-to–n-l stimulation. hence making a position that resembles the human centipiede movie characters.
dude 1: i wanna eat his -ss so good.
dude 2: well i kinda wanna eat yours.

dude 1: lets go ask him to join us for a human centipede!
dude 2: f-ck yeah!
s-xual position in which three people perform -n-l on each other in a single file line. this can be performed with either three guys or two guys and one girl. (not permitting d-ld-s)
dude me and bill totally did a human centipede with amy last night!

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