Human Dishwasher
a fat persons -n-s into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a 4 in 1 finish tablet
adrian: “wimpy is that fat, he is a human dishwasher”
adrian: “wimpy, do you help your mum wash the dishes?”
wimpy: “shut the f-ck up!”
woman!!!
man:get back in the kitchen
human dishwasher: i have rights too
man: -mutters- i made the chain too long
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