human granola
kara hoffman- the biggest granola eating machine in the north west.
a human granola is person that typically drives a subaru, goes on hikes, eats clif bars and a ton of granola…
sheesh, kara is such a human granola, look at her wearing those birkenstocks, eating her organic yogurt and granola!
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