a human sized sloth (hss) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to cl-ss.
human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). they are largely found in the ann arbor, michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
how many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over p-sses?! they’re just not fast enough!
- shit goes left
usually when something like an event doesn’t work out, gets f-cked up, and goes everywhere except the right way. the walking dead is a tv show that should be renamed “sh-t goes left” since nothing positive can last in it.
1)large breasted woman who’s afraid of her perception from others based upon her large bosoms. 2)t-tties that be poppin out of hoes shirts and clothes. 1)my b-tch has some great t-tties but she won’t ever let em out to play. she’s insecurit-tties. 2)did you that sl-t, her b–bs popped out of her dress, shes got […]
- Detroit friday night suprise
finding out you got mulitple stds from a one night stand “dude this sucks it turns out i got a detroit friday night suprise”
- ham bitch
a woman who is abnormally unattractive amongst a group of people who are attractive. person 1 – dude! look at the ham b-tch hanging out with the jenners! person 2 – holy sh-t, i’d never leave my house if i looked like that!
when you’re seeing a guy/gal and they’re really nice in person, but when you message them they either don’t reply or they’re rude and stand offish. omg tara, i really like tom, but… he’s a replyd-ck.