human wasteland
someone who is beyond blackout drunk, yet somehow still awake and interacting with other people. the rare step a few special people can reach between “totally wasted” and “hospitalized”. usually requires a party or event of sh-t show proportions.
“did you see that kid almost fall into the campfire last night? he didn’t even notice it! man, he was a human wasteland.”
carrot top.
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