humanophilia


a psychological disorder in which a non-human lifeform experiences a s-xual preference for humans.
my dog rex won’t stop humping your girlfriend’s leg… he’s a d-mn humanophiliac!

kelloggs has fired several high profile individuals over the years for not properly representing the company in public. michael phelps was removed from their ad campaigns after he was caught smoking dope in public. prior to that toucan sam got canned for being an e user and tony the tiger was fired for his humanophiliac tendancies.

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