humarachnophobia


the fear that spiders have of humans.

come on. you don’t really expect that kind of sheer terror to go just one way, do you?
“eeeeek! oh, sh-t! ” squealed harold the brown recluse spider, frantically trying to climb back up to the ceiling of the campground outhouse after a camper daylighted him with a head lamp.

“calm the frig down!” yelled his exhausted wife, tending to their egg sack in a large crack in the roof. “you’ve got to get out more, and deal with this humarachnophobia problem of yours! you’re going to traumatize our hundreds of children!”
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