humbaw


the act of humming whilst simultaneously sucking on t-st-cl-s,its an ideal accompiniment to a gobble.try humming theme tunes like superman,batman,star trek and the star wars trilogy.
its a very difficult act and if you can find a girl(or guy if youre that way inclined) who is able to do it without laughing youve rolled a double six
aka hum-job,hummer
“wee shug was roon earlier and says he got a humbaw aff c-ssie last night”
1) to perform f-ll-t– in a manner that hum’s on the recipient’s scr-t-m, or ‘bawbag’. scottish in origin, particularly in glasgow.
2) endearing moniker for ginger haired friends. usually used for the closest of friends as addressing strangers can result in physical violence.
“geez a humbaw doll”

bob :”awright humbaw?”
gibby: “aye, no bad”.

Read Also:

  • hummbler

    a huge -ss vehicle that gets eighteen gallons to the mile, is extremely uncomfortable and makes you look like a arrogant duece. if you own one of these i hope your family disowns you. if your friend has one then burn it, if your dad has one, beat him with a large ramen noodle, if […]

  • humongus

    extremly large, very big amount he is a humongus man meaning a big man

  • Humpty Blumpkin

    when you fall off the toilet while getting a blumpkin. read humpty blumpkin above . . .

  • hunch and punch

    the act of masturbating in a hunched over position. usually done very quickly while looking out the blinds to see if your wife comes home. fred went upstairs for a quick hunch and punch when he got home from work

  • Hungo Beast

    literally: hungarian beast. derived originally from andrash, who wrestled bears in his homeland of hungaria. his son, the world’s strongest man and the person who was first given this moniker, is so strong that he was once mistaken for a hungarian rhino. often used to define someone who has abnormal pectoral size. usually a hungo […]


Disclaimer: humbaw definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.