Humbug
the word “humbug” has is a german word and a synonym for the word “unsinn” which means “nonsense”.
it’s a dialect thingie.
“mann, redest du einen humbug!”
“man, you’re talking such a humbug!”
“the kids are doin’ such a humbug here!”
“everything else is humbug!”
an expression of annoying disappointment. popularized by the use of the character scrooge in a christmas carol.
man visits hooker. taking off her panties, she reveals an enormous c-ck.
man (muttering): humbug. not another tranny.
the ladybugs, stinkbugs, or the like that nest in stored christmas decorations and come alive at the unpacking.
i rarely rant on fb. but, i have stink bugs in my christmas tree, and a tick on my -ss. bah humbugs!
a humbug is a very rare insect that crawls up your b-tt when you sleep, and starts humming songs
jake: you hear that noise?
jim: yeah its just my humbug, no wirries bro
a person that begs alot. they usually are cool so u let them in ur clique but u hate to be around them cuz they snakes they lie, sometimes are lame and they beg alot.
jessica is my best friend but she a hum bug. i cant never have sh-t around her.
in addition to it’s origins.
to happen upon-
to accomplish or benefit from a situation with little or no effort –
to have something of good or bad fortune happen out of the blue- or without expectation-
void of expectation
on the humbug, i went into mcdonald to get some napkins, because my kid fell and scr-ped her knee. where i ran into my old girl friend, i had not seen or talk to in more than ten years. she happened to be a doctor now, and helped me clean and inspect her knee.
on the humbug, i got a raise at work today!
my girl gave me some good loving today on the humbug.
my friend stopped by my house today on the humbug.
what you get if you cross a hummer with a vw.
what’s that he’s driving?
bah! a humbug!
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