humbullshit
a method of showing off or bragging by adopting a super humble att-tude
dad: “congratulations son, you just won 2nd place at states!”
kid: “na, i only ran a mile in 4:38. that’s not that good.”
dad: “cut the humbullsh-t boy and go have victory s-x with your girlfriend!”
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