hummer dick

a guy who drives a hummer or other large vehicle to compensate for his joke of a p-n-s. generally like to show off car to the world by example revving the sh-t out of the engine and having conversation topics of nothing other than his beloved hummer.
hummer driver- “yo broh, listen to my hummer rev”
bystandard victim- “yeah rev that hummer d-ck”

Read Also:

  • jahvion

    jahvion is a fuy who loves showing off. he thinks evey girl wants him and dont wanna be caught in lies so he finds a loop whole.jahvion is a cool guy codie:lets play basketball jahvion:aight dont get mad when you lose’ tre’von:stfu i will beat you and him jahvion cook

  • jarfing

    the combination of barfing and jacking off simultaneously. after being single for a year i find jarfing to be a nice change of pace to traditional m-st-rb-t–n.

  • jaysley

    a big f-ck face jaysley is a d-ck head f-ck face

  • jesus martinez

    jesus martinez is a person who is a savage, dont trust no one, and/or a person who is smart and cute. everyone is in love with that new boy name jesus martinez he is a real cholo.

  • jewish bon fire

    the burning jews on a small scale in your backyard; a subtle holocaust joke 😉 man, i can’t wait for that jewish bon fire later, am i right?

Disclaimer: hummer dick definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.