Hummingbird Jerk
1. to m-st-rb-t- furiously; process by which the human male m-st-rb-t-s so fast that both the hand and the p-n-s become blurred. the hummingbird jerk is generally done for one of two reasons:
a. time constraints; the masturbator has a place to go, such as work or church, but is a compulsive masturbator or has blue b-lls and has a physiological need for ejaculatory release.
b. recent extreme physical attraction to the opposite s-x (or the same s-x, as in nick’s case); due to a mentally inspired rush of adrenaline and testosterone, as well as a throbbing erection, the masturbator gets lost in the process, taking self-gratifiction to the point where p-n-s flesh becomes torn and damaged.
the hummingbird jerk is also known as the hummingbird (“i was in such a hurry that i had to give myself a hummingbird”)
a. knowing that he could not perform his duties at work with blue b-lls, drew gave himself a hummingbird jerk so not to be late.
b. “because i was thinking about jen’s face being covered with my s-m-n, i unintentionally escalated to a hummingbird jerk.”
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