humongocawkus


a rare medical condition where a male’s genitals are abnormally larger than normal. symptoms include lightheadedness (believed to occur from blood volume needed to sustain erection) and lower back pain.

treatment for the deformity are as follows; limited s-xual activity, medication to shrink the blood vessels in the shaft or in the most extreme cases, penile reduction.
dr. smith has diagnosed me with “humongoc-wkus” and has prohibited s-xual activity.

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