hump and run

a one night stand often perpetrated between an extremely drunk man and an extremely ugly woman. once the guy wakes up and realizes that he slammed a fatty/uggo he immediately runs away. it is also quite commonly linked to the walk of shame. just make sure no one finds out about your hump and run.
daryl: i was so wasted last night.

steve: h-ll yeah you were! i saw you leave with that whale. a little hump and run eh?

daryl: you saw her…..?

steve: man the harpoons!

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