hump daddy
when your boyfriend only humps you during s-x and nothing else, aka no special positions that all girls(or boys) want. this will probably happen when you want s-x but he doesn’t. this usually means he is bored with your -rg-sms or s-x moves. it could also imply he doesn’t want to have s-x with you for a long amount of time.
tracy: “he doesn’t put me in the position i like it anymore! i want to feel special, not a booty call!”
mary: “omg! what a hump daddy !!”
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