Hump n’ Trump


hump n’ trump =

when you have a one night stand / hookup with a sane person but stay over and have to pretend to be a trump supporter to make a swift, guilt-free exit first thing in the morning.
‘oh we went home together and i shouldn’t have stayed the whole night but i hump n’ trumped my way out of there.’

‘ i want to ask this girl to date me but i think she’ll hump n’ trump me.’

‘he did the hump n’ trump before the news paper hit the door step’

‘i did the hump n’ trump, felt bad, but really i’m all for sanders…’

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