hump the dump
to “hump the dump” is to literally have s-x with human or animal feces. in laymen’s terms: f-ck a t-rd. it’s not performed often and can be considered to be either a sign of idiocy or of extreme love (as in humping your partner’s dumpling…). it can be conjugated, however, “dump” must be changed to rhyme to it, or it will mean something different (see example 2). it can however also be related to dave’s mum (see example 3). this action can bring pleasure to both s-xes:
male: inserts erect p-n-s into the dump
female: inserts dump into v-g-n-
it is not very popular in europe, asia, oceania and america, however, was performed frequently by both s-xes of tribes of the lower niger around the 1800-2000.
1)
eugene: hey chris, how was your night with katie?
chris: awesome, i humped her dump!
eugene: high five bro!
2) differences when conjugated:
a. i am humping the dump – only an idiot would say that, doesn’t create the same effect without the rhyme.
b. i am humping the dumpling – if you thought of this before reading this, you have my respect.
in conclusion, a sucks, b rocks…
3)
larry: ever heard of dave’s mum?
barry: yeah, i humped her dump!
gary: h-ll, i had a g-ngb-ng dump-hump with her!
larry: gross…
4) hump the dump is a good way to make sh-t useful!
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