humpa
a person who runs around humping eveyone
that n-gg- is such a humpa , he all up in my grill trying to f-ck me man
a short, stocky wide youth, who looks like an “umpa-lumpa” or a “hobbit”. asian appearance, small fat hands with a receding hairline (balding). loves cheese and onion potato chips and chilli bread sandwich as a quick snack. often gets abused by tall white men by the names of gregory. also has a hobby of playing with his p-n-s.
humpa: ohhhhh man! -eats chilli bread sandwich, plays with p-n-s and licks fingers- ahh my b-lls are on fire!
me: d-mn, that chilli smell reminds me of a humpa.
a short, stocky wide youth, who looks like an “umpa-lumpa” or a “hobbit”. asian appearance, small fat hands with a receding hairline (balding). loves cheese and onion potato chips and chilli bread sandwich as a quick snack. often gets abused by tall white men by the names of gregory. also has a hobby of playing with his p-n-s.
humpa: ohhhhh man! -eats chilli bread sandwich, plays with p-n-s and licks fingers- ahh my b-lls are on fire!
me: d-mn, that chilli smell reminds me of a humpa.
a short, stocky wide youth, who looks like an “umpa-lumpa” or a “hobbit”. asian appearance, small fat hands with a receding hairline (balding). loves cheese and onion potato chips and chilli bread sandwich as a quick snack. often gets abused by tall white men by the names of gregory. also has a hobby of playing with his p-n-s.
humpa: ohhhhh man! -eats chilli bread sandwich, plays with p-n-s and licks fingers- ahh my b-lls are on fire!
me: d-mn, that chilli smell reminds me of a humpa.
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