s-xual mileage, s-xual longevity
“jane, why don’t you break up with steve?” said helen.
“not just yet, he still has a few months good humpageleft in him” replied jane.
1) to rape another for unkown reasons.
2) to have mindless, sweaty s-x in quick progression, usually has to do with the female -n-l c-n-l.
3) to hump!!
bob had humpage with sally and sue, and when they were done, they were sweaty and heavily breathing.

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