Humpany
-noun- a hump or bootycall that comes over to not only hump but hang out for a bit too. similar to a friend with benefits but s/hes not a really a friend, they are just good at pillow talk.
“oh no, you can’t come over to visit, i have humpany coming over tonight”
when you have company and you hump; company you have s-x with
i had humpany last weekend.
company for the purposes of humping
sorry, i can’t go out for drinks, i’m expecting humpany later.
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