humpfortable
to be comfortable during coitus as opposed to being unhumpfortable on a hard floor, concrete, or masonry tiles.
dan: i was f-cking cindy last night on the old memory foam mattress.
joe: oh i bet that was nice.
dan: yeah, we were quite humpfortable.
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