humphrey
humphrey, as in b-gart, is another term for someone who is holding onto a joint, pipe, bong, or any other means of smoking marijuana while others are waiting to take a hit.
“come on humphrey…p-ss it then you can keep talking.”
a wh-r-
a person who humps for free
a person who goes out w/ ppl, and makes love to them after their first date
a blond b-tch
c-nt
a bj giveaway
“look at humphrey go”
“that f-ckin humphrey just screwed him after 3 days”
” i wanna f-ck that humphrey”
someone who is just a complete and utter soppy b-st-rd and does regular facebook updates explaining how sh-t their life is, often saying fml.
that new boy jack just sits in the corner listening to depressive music with his head on his knees…. what a humphrey.
the guy from almost famous on hobowars that tells everyone the meaning of their name in the urban dictionary
everyone loves him though, we want his children
humphrey –
1. stigs
a fat, lazy, puerto rican teacher/cop/lacrosse coach. known to be a complete r-t-rd and sleeps with his mother
how does this make you feel about your name, this is from urban dictionary?
humphery –
sue: a s-xy lady with huge t-tties that loves to have s-x all the time, nice fat -ss, and likes to do it in her jacuzzi tub
wierd, it says nothing about kissing for a bathroom break
humphrey is used to describe any unusual birth mark or freckle on sum1’s face. it cant be sum1 with lots of freckles. its just one freckle or birth mark on the face that catches ur attention and is really ugly. there is also a tris-x humphrey which is wen sum1 has 3 humphreys that make a triangle on the side of their face.
wow that humphrey on sb’s face is mad anoying. i just want to chop that sh-t off.
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