Humphry Challenger


a munchkin/pygmy type creature often big-faced, around 2 1/2 feet tall, and adorned in a orange and black leprechaun-like outfit. the challenger can jump in your window and challenge you to a brawl. closely related to the pygmy scout.
holy sh-t!earl, did you see that humphry challenger eating my oatmeal out of the gd trough?
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a small, yet illusive creature. looks like a pig badger with two large buckteeth, a pilgrim’s outfit (hat with buckle, etc.), and a light saber that will rock your f-cking world.
d-mn chris! that humphry challenger just stole my lunch out of the gd trough!

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