Humpty Bumps


super-chub females with m-ssive fat rolls hanging off their stomach (stomach apr-ns). this word only applies to these super obese with lots of heaviness around the mid-section, similar to the ones on “the biggest loser”. females with m-ssive -sses or legs would not be called this term.
that blond lady with huge fat rolls around her waist on the biggest loser is an ok looking humpty b-mps.

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