Humpty-dudeian
(noun) a h-m-s-xual male; a man who engages in s-xual activity with other men (pr-nounced hump-tee-doo-dee-an).
this term is devoid of derogatory connotation and is similar to the nouns describing the natives or citizens of particular countries, e.g “he’s an american, she’s a russian”.
“humpty-dudeian” may refer to residents of the mythical land of humpty-dude, which is thought to be where brokeback mountain is located, however current theories suggest that this is merely a state of mind or mild delusion, such as the optimistic belief system which gives currency to the idea that saliva is a viable alternative to personal lubricant.
from “to hump (verb) – to have s-x” and “dude (noun) – a human being of the masculine gender”
heath: “so how come pete hasn’t found the right girl yet?”
jake: “he’s a humpty-dudeian.”
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