humpty dumpty
refers to a person who likes to sleep around.
humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.
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after humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.
see “one-nighter”
“i hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty.”
a word used to adress hot or racy pictures, normally used in plural form: humpty dumpties
kenny: yo i just got a pic from jessica!
jake: bro what kind of pic?
kenny:a humpty dumpty!
jake: d-mn bro send it to me!
typically a fat person who waddles when they walk.
look at that humpty dumpty!
when an obese person puts on skinny jeans and is magically turned egg shaped with stick-like legs.
“i saw this girl at a party and she totally looked like a humpty dumpty”
having s-x with a person and the discarding them in the most expedient manner.
frank and lisa were dating for a month or so but the she humpty dumpty ‘d him.
a s-x move; used when you are holding the female in the air while banging her. just before you are about to c-m, you drop the girl on the floor and j-zz all over her. you then leave the scene.
mark: did you bang that chick i saw you with last night?
nick: yeah, but i saw no future in the relationship, so i gave her a humpty dumpty and left.
when you are sleeping at someone’s house and you are really uncomfortable so you escape before they wake up.
i didnt want to say goodbye to her in the morning so i humpty dumpty-ed out of the house
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