(n)- a person who sits on the fence on every situation and remains friends with everyone and does not get sucked into the petty beef people try to start.
muh dood: ” hey jobin, who you siding with in this fight?”
onig+hew dog: “nah man. im humpty dumptyin on this one.”
- hungry seal
when you make your b-tch eat a mouthful of goldfish while getting -n-lly penetrated. she will flop and moan like that of a seal. “i heard andrew made kendall a hungry seal for breakfast…” “yeah man…i heard her flopping around and sh-t.”
a meister of hunkiness; a person (typically male) who has mastered the art of being a hunk. incredibly handsome, debonair, dreamy, etc. popular with 14-year-olds. 100% legitimate, hip slang that teenagers totally use. opposite of “dweebmeister”. “what a totally phat babe!” “yeah, he’s a real hunkmeister!”
a word used to descirbe hype beasts in a negative way. taken from the word hypebeast and nasty. origin, san francisco ca. credited to julius and olivia. stupid hypenasty beasts with them underground shirts and j’s on.
gte lost, ur kiddin! haddaway nd sh-t- man!
- hands solo
masturbation. often to star wars. i’m going off for a little hands solo with this 25th anniversary dvd