Humpty Hog Fuckin
the act of mating with an extremely large women, typically at least 300 lbs., from behind while waving a straw hat about your head and screaming sooooo eeeeeee!!!!!
mike, i got so faced this weekend! i woke up and found a video of me after the rodeo doing some humpty hog f-ckin.
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