humpy town


a derogatory name for tappahanock, virginia. tappahannock is known for its wannabe street-thug but still too small town populace. there’s a lot of inbreeding going on.
the sk-nks were out in force at humpy town walmart.
dis against tappahannock, va. the people here are mostly humps, as in “dumb as a hump in the road”, so everybody calls it humpy town. however, the more successful chris gets, the bigger the heads of the humps become.
hump1: chris brown in dat movie stomp da yard.
hump2: yup.
hump1: he dead.
hump2: he dead?
hump1: in da movie, yo.
hump2: chris be crunkin’, humpy town representin’.
hump1: hollywood keepin’ da hump man down, gotsta have him die, yo.
hump2: true dat.
a slur against tappahannock, virginia. there are only 1500 people, but one happens to be rapper chris brown. so everybody pretends to be a kingpin. most of the people happen to be humpy, however.
humpy 1: “he got all up in my face ‘cuzza his grrl talkin’ ’bout my grill.”
humpy 2: “snap!”
humpy 1: “jus life in humpy town.”
tappahannock, va. chris brown’s hometown. this tiny hamlet also was featured in farenheit 911. a small, inbred place, famous for beating girlfriends/wives.
humpy 1: riri was mad cuz chris got a txt from paris, and chris gave riri the smackdown.

humpy 2: he learned all that in humpy town.

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