hung eighth grader
guy whose p-n-s meets or exceeds adult average length (seven inches) and meets or exceeds adult average girth (five inches) by the end of seventh grade summer
a hung eighth grader is either going to be discovered when making out or with b-n-r p-ssed out on the couch drunk at a party. if he is saving it for marriage he’s going to get alot of unwanted s-xual attention as girls vie to experience its pleasuring for themselves.
of the downsides of being a hung eighth grader girls will be less willing to try -n-l s-x with him especially when extra girthy
an eighth grader with a p-n-s around 8″ long. he will also have big b-lls.
close to hung seventh grader but bigger in proportions.
kelsey: have you had s-x with michael?
alexa: yea, but he has a small d-ck.
kelsey: ahha thats funny.
alexa: try jordan, he’s a hung eighth grader.
kelsey: i will. {licks lips}
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