hung like a sperm whale


to be possessing an incredibly humongous and meaty p-n-s that is also complete with rather large t-st-cl-s behind it.
if you have ever played the video game grand theft auto: vice city and have also have played the part where you(as tommy vercetti) get to run a p-rn film studio, you may also remember this quote from the p-rn film director(when he talks to the female p-rn star candy suxxx) you were working with:

“oh come on darling! he’s hung like a sperm whale for pity’s sake, how can you not feel the part?!”

mark h. contributing to the universal english s-xual slang vocabulary on urbandictionary since february 2004.

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