hung like a squirrel
it’s when you are so big that your nuts drag on the floor
“omg he was hung like a squirrel!”
“that small?”
“no… his nuts dragged on the ground!”
to be hung like a squirell is when you p-n-s is so small you van only see you nuts and no p-n-s.
yo dawg you are so small you are hung like a squirrel.
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