hung like a toddler


when a c-ck is so microscopic, it barely juts out of the skin, much like that of a small boy whose b-lls have yet to descend.
“listen to that motherf-cker yell across the room. that dude wants everyone to notice him.”

“i bet that f-cking dude is hung like a toddler or some sh-t.”

“yup, yup. total buster.”

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