Hungarian Stool
the device commonly known as traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. the persons who sit on hungarian stools are usually hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. as expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the -n-s of the sitter. excessive sitting on a hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light -n-l eclipse, through the medium -n-l vineyard and the severe -ss bonanza to the fatal -n-l suicide. however, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. the hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme hungarian -ss fiddlers, -n-l cartographers and -ss spelunkers. people who use hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called domany. mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. the domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.
hey domany, why don’t you clean the mukaka and sh-tweld off the hungarian stool before you leave?
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the device commonly known as traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. the persons who sit on hungarian stools are usually hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. as expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the -n-s of the sitter. excessive sitting on a hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light -n-l eclipse, through the medium -n-l vineyard and the severe -ss bonanza to the fatal -n-l suicide. however, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. the hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme hungarian -ss fiddlers, -n-l cartographers and -ss spelunkers. people who use hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called domany. mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. the domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.
hey domany, why don’t you clean the mukaka and sh-tweld off the hungarian stool before you leave?
the device commonly known as traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. the persons who sit on hungarian stools are usually hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. as expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the -n-s of the sitter. excessive sitting on a hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light -n-l eclipse, through the medium -n-l vineyard and the severe -ss bonanza to the fatal -n-l suicide. however, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. the hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme hungarian -ss fiddlers, -n-l cartographers and -ss spelunkers. people who use hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called domany. mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. the domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.
hey domany, why don’t you clean the mukaka and sh-tweld off the hungarian stool before you leave?
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