Huntoon
muscular, handsome, s-xy, well hung, large b-lls, huntoons are very intelligent and god like. many male huntoons will f-ck their co-workers wives and or girlfriends. all men wish they could be a huntoon. women want to suck the p-n-s of a huntoon even if it will mean destroying their marriage. a huntoon can shoot s-m-n 10 to 12 times in a day and the taste is much like a fine wine. heteros-xual men will often pretend to be gay just to taste the w-ng of a huntoon.
larry ” “that huntoon is so handsome and hung, i wonder if he would f-ck my wife.”
james “i think he would, he bangs my wife every other day and she loves it, but now her tw-t is so big she can’t even feel my little p-ck-r.”
larry “well that’s fine, my junk is so small my wife says it’s like she is being f-cked by a 12 year old asian boy.”
means barrier, protection, guardian of a life. important lives, non-important lives, every life out there in this world. very cheesy but very true.
random guy: hey queen of england, we are here to protect you.”
queen of england: “alright, you shall be the knights of the round table, and i shall name you…huntoon.”
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