Hurdered
being subjected to someones meaningless, unguided, and often un-intelligible explanations, or verbal ramblings that does not relate to anything you were just talking about. attempting to get a quick and to the point summary of something important, only to have a long drawn out conversation you did not invite, in which the conversation is mostly one-way, and yourself being the victim. often results in short temper, rise in blood pressure, and the overwhelming feeling of verbaling being murdered…hurdered! you can be hurdered by male and female alike, this is not gender specific.
i asked kris how she liked her new phone, and she started talking about her dog, then her car, then something about a port-o-potty! my head is going to explode cause i just got hurdered!
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