hurling hardon


when u have food poisoning but simultaneously h-rny. therefore have no choice but to puke with a b-n-r.
before herby could go down on dotty, just the act of kissing her lower back caused him to vomit naked with a raging stiffy. she was left with pink cl-t for 24 hrs after his hurling hardon.

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