hurry call
an emergency bowel movement. usually occuring in a location without adequate toilet facilities. often after consuming greasy, spicy mexican food. may result in soiled undergarments
yikes, i finished off that greasy carnitas burrito and had a hurry call at compusa! i sh-t myself and had to leave my underdrawers behind!
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