hurt by the hoover


when you nearly mangle your p-n-s trying to use a vacuum suction tool to pleasure yourself
can you believe that the reason stephen went tranny was because he was hurt by the hoover when he was in high school?

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    the time that it -n-s expands so rapidly that u p–p from your mouth d-mn bro i just experienced a fluff time

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