Hurt Load


a hurt load is a f-ckin hurtin f-ck load of sh-t piled up neatly ready to be jumped on by some gay -ss mother f-cker. only 2 second year old babies are able to jump onto a hurt load because of theyre supernatural hurtin f-ck load powers.
person 1: dude!!!! that f-ckin little hurtin f-ck loads gonna jump into that big mother f-ckin hurt load!

person 2: yo dawg…his sh-t be f-cked…

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