hurt mining
using unfortunate or unfavorable circ-mstances to wallow in grief that is either unrelated to the events or that ignores the individual’s role in shaping or deciding the outcome of the hurtful moment.
jabroni 1: n-body wants to go to prom with me! f-ckin’ sucks, man!
jabroni 2: well, did you ask anyone?
jabroni 1: no. all my friend’s have dates and i’m gonna have to sit home alone! did i mention how completely unfair that is?
jabroni 2: yes, you mentioned it twice. you don’t ask, you don’t get. dude, you’re hurt mining!
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