Hurtains
when a mott becomes so hairy, that the resulting long pubic hair looks like dreadlocks and gets a mind of its own, and can open and close like curtains
“a heifer wearing shorts dropped some coins on the bus, as she bent down to collect her change, i saw her hurtains protruding out either side, i must admit, i still have nightmares from it!”
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