hurting unit
someone who had a rash of bad luck and misfortune.
daryl: joe got struck down by a cyclist and broke his ankle. also, his girlfriend christine left him for that bohunk milton.
john: joe is surely a hurting unit right now.
1. someone’s p-ck-r that is sore from over useage or disease.
2. someome who is so hungover that they can’t see straight.
3. a dumb-ss who can’t think their way out of anything.
man, you are one hurting unit.
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