I ain’t fuckin this cat, I’m just holding the legs


don’t blame me, it ain’t my plan, i just work here.
jack: why are we reorganizing the supply closet for the third time this week.

john: hey, i ain’t f-ckin this cat, i’m just holding the legs.

jack: got it.

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