husband faker
a husband who feigns incompetence in performing household tasks in order to be excused from having to do them. examples include feigning an inability to vacuum, purposefully showing confusion in trying to locate items in the kitchen, totally avoiding and showing inability to do laundry, etc.
jack: “i’m a husband faker. to get out of housework, i pretended to not know how to vacuum, cook or do the laundry. now my wife does everything.”
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